My guinea pig is walking the dog

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

(via grigori-girl-has-fallen)

k3utommy:

*hands you the death note* hi can you sign my yearbook

(Source: cathercha, via juhstice)

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

(via grigori-girl-has-fallen)

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

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I guess
- I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via kingsxoqueens)

(Source: monitormylife, via millionlightsbright)

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.