Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

and the other 4% is crying 

I think the percentages are backwards…

(via 5sos-voodoodolls)


Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

(Source: pia-pium, via 5sos-voodoodolls)


how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

(via spiritualseeker)

It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.

(Source: brutonn-gaster, via cat-aracts)

9.12 - Rosebowl


perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

(via royal-nuggets)


make sure all of the letters on my grave stone are lowercase so i can remain cool and casual even in death

(Source: scottymccockslut, via arctic-hickeys)

  • me: damn its hot as fuck outside
  • me: *wears all black*

what a deal