josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

(via truth-behind-the-smile-you-see)

paragonikathryn:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

(via otakv)

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book

(via lolurcutebutimcuter)

visualechoess:

Millennium Bridge - (via)
thedisputed:

setbabiesonfire:


I saw this when I was walking home, and it just made me sad.

This hits hard.

fuck

omgwang:

stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back

(via yourmomsnewbff)

allmonds:

Boys are gonna love me thanks to these tips
jaredatkinsphoto:

Chasing Stars at Mount Rainier 2/5

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

(via cats-puurr)

nijimei:

cherucat:

straight people are  so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals

image

(via otakv)